Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor 🐾) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of crabbiness into things folk actually want to wear.

Everything here is made to order, which means it can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.

If you’re not sure where to start, these Best Sellers below are loved by Scots everywhere.👇🏻

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Sarcastic. Scottish. Best Sellers (and a few future legends).

These are the designs that get bought, laughed at, and worn most — plus a few up-and-coming classics that are well on their way. Pick yer favourite, or annoy someone with it. 💙

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Shop By Mood! 😉😠💬

(Because some days yer crabbit, and other days yer worse.)

Naebody’s one mood all the time, so why should your wardrobe be?

Whether you’re feeling crabbit, sarcastic, proud, or just here for the banter — pick the vibe that suits your day and wear it wi’ pride.

Scottish humour, local pride, and top-quality T-Shirts for every mood under the raincloud.

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"Crabbit by Choice was an absolutely perfect t-shirt choice for my husband! He was delighted with the slogan and the quality of the t-shirt was first class. I will most definitely be using again."

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Why Shop Here?

💙 Made to Order

Every T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie is printed just for you and every Beanie is embroidered — nae waste, nae landfill, just fresh sarcasm on demand.

💌 Free Shipping, Always

No hidden extras. The price you see is the price you pay, wherever you are in the world.

👕 Quality You’ll Feel

Soft, comfy clothing that will actually last — whether you go for Premium or Standard, they’re built for banter.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Born in Scotland, Full of Banter

Dreamed up in Fife with a cuppa and a crabbit streak — shipped Worldwide so everyone can join in.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1519 reviews.

Sarcastic Scots brings you a collection of Scottish-themed T-Shirts packed with wit, banter, and a touch of national pride.

From sarcastic slogans to iconic Scottish humour, these designs are made for those who appreciate a laugh - and a comfy T-Shirt.

Shop unique, Scottish-inspired T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies, printed to order and delivered worldwide. Proudly serving banter since 2025, because serious is overrated.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Designed in Scotland - perfect for gifting, or just treating yourself. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

How It Works

1. Pick your design & size
2. It gets printed just for you
3. Ships it to your door within 10 days

Easy Peasy!

If your item comes damaged or wrong, (which is very rare) I’ll do my best to right it. No faff, just telling the truth like we Scots do. 💙

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Let customers speak for us

from 1519 reviews

Good quality and a true fit. Good communication regarding delivery.

Jim
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Haud Yer Wheesht Premium Tee
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Haud Yer Wheesht Premium Tee
hat

Well made, arrived promptly, great value, would buy again !

Anonymous
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
Good value

Arrived quickly, lovely quality

Anonymous
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – My People Skills Are Fine Standard Tee
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – My People Skills Are Fine Standard Tee

I love my scottish heritage. This fits right in with my humour & my love of Still Game. Very nice colour & comfy.

Ian
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
This was a Christmas present for my son

This was a Christmas present for my son. He loved it. Great quality.

Elspeth Wiltshire
Alba Gu Brath Standard T-Shirt
Alba Gu Brath Standard T-Shirt
Excellent service top

Excellent service top quality

Dean Hanson
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Massive Heid
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Massive Heid

Nice and long hides my belly

George
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – I'm Scottish Standard Tee
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – I'm Scottish Standard Tee
I bought as a gift n they loved

I bought as a gift n they loved it

Michele Bray
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
Good quality and on point

Good quality and on point.

Lynn Gardner
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Pure Crabbit Premium Tee
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Pure Crabbit Premium Tee
Good quality and service

Good quality and service. Love the whole range. Keep it up.

David Sandilands
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Get Tae Standard Tee
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Get Tae Standard Tee
Husband loved it! Nice quality material - washes well

Husband loved it! Nice quality material - washes well. Would buy from this company again

Elizabeth E Dickson
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Grumpy By Choice Premium Tee
Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Grumpy By Choice Premium Tee
Hubby lovez it for hia baldy

Hubby lovez it for hia baldy head

Jacqueline Mcdougall
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy
Surprise

Awe that was a wonderful surprise for my wife she loved it.

Mr A J Gow
Wee Westies Hoodie
Wee Westies Hoodie
I received my saltire highland cow pin and I

I received my saltire highland cow pin and I must say the quality and detail blew me away I will definitely be shopping on this site again

Lee Patterson
Scottish Highland Cow Enamel Pin Scotland Saltire Flag
Scottish Highland Cow Enamel Pin Scotland Saltire Flag
Very appropriate term in the circumstances

Very appropriate term in the circumstances. Live in England and my friend loved it when she seen it.

Katie
Scottish T-Shirt – Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish Standard Tee
Scottish T-Shirt – Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish Standard Tee

Pure Dead Honest — The Sarcastic Scots Blog

  • It Costs How Much?! Why My Prices Are What They...

    Sharon Palmer

    A heartfelt, honest look at what goes into my pricing — from tiny margins and rising costs to the joy, stress, and humour that keep my wee Scottish business running....

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    It Costs How Much?! Why My Prices Are What They...

    Sharon Palmer

    A heartfelt, honest look at what goes into my pricing — from tiny margins and rising costs to the joy, stress, and humour that keep my wee Scottish business running....

    1 comment
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Person Wearing a Navy Embroidered Scottish Beanie Hat – "Baw Heid" design by Sarcastic Scots
Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots

Scottish T-Shirts

Scottish T-Shirts: Bold, Banter & Pride Want a T-Shirt that spells “I’m...

Scottish T-Shirts

Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots

Funny Scottish Beanies 🧢

Keep Yer Heid 🧢 From Baw Heid to Rocket Heid, I’ve stitched...

Funny Scottish Beanies 🧢

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