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If you're proudly Scottish, a wee bit crabbit, and not afraid to say it — you're in the right place. These are for the ones who tell it like it is, laugh at themselves, and wouldn't have it any other way.

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"Crabbit by Choice was an absolutely perfect t-shirt choice for my husband! He was delighted with the slogan and the quality of the t-shirt was first class. I will most definitely be using again."

Why Shop Here?

Made to Order

Professionally printed or embroidered just for you – nae warehouses full of unsold stock, just fresh sarcasm on demand.

Free Shipping, Always

No hidden extras. The price you see is the price you pay.

Quality You’ll Feel

Soft, comfy clothing made to be worn, washed and laughed in – available in Standard and Premium options.

Designed in Scotland

Every design starts life in Fife with a cuppa and a crabbit streak. Professionally printed to order and worn worldwide.

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from 1641 reviews
T shirt quality is excellent

T shirt quality is excellent. Very happy with my purchase.

Jacqueline McWalter-Mohan
“Wee Besom” Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Wee Besom” Standard Fit T-Shirt
It was excellent

It was excellent. Probably my favpurite in my collection

David Mullen
Descended Fae Legends Standard T-Shirt
Descended Fae Legends Standard T-Shirt
Love it! perfect fit good quality

Love it! perfect fit good quality will buy more!

Jane Key
“Just Waitin’ On My Dug Daein’ A Jobby” Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Just Waitin’ On My Dug Daein’ A Jobby” Standard Fit T-Shirt

Another Sarcastic Scots gem

David Stevenson
“Pure Scunnered“ Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Pure Scunnered“ Standard Fit T-Shirt

Perfect 👌

lesley ritchie
“Aye, Right.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Aye, Right.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
Everything I expected

Everything I expected. Love, love, love it! Good quality. Good fit. Just ordered my second shirt and have plans for a third.

Jacqueline McWalter-Mohan
“Just Waitin’ On My Dug Daein’ A Jobby” Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Just Waitin’ On My Dug Daein’ A Jobby” Standard Fit T-Shirt

Loved it, will be buying more

Joan
“Haud Yer Wheesht” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
“Haud Yer Wheesht” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel

Well made great fitting t-shirt great design excellent quality as usual.

Colin
“Haud Ma Jaikit” Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Haud Ma Jaikit” Standard Fit T-Shirt

Well made great fitting t-shirt great design and quality as usual.

Colin
“Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
Get Tae

It is Braw
Cannae wait to gift it

Lee-Anne MacMillan
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
Good quality

Good quality, especially the graphic

Donald Ball
My People Skills Are Fine Sweatshirt
My People Skills Are Fine Sweatshirt
Another Winner!

Hi Sharon

Absolutely delighted with my latest purchase, of the Pure Scunnered tee shirt this time. I’ll be sure to wear it next time I’m out. As you know, I live in Englandshire, in the beautiful and historic city of York, so my tee shirts get a lot of interest not just from locals, but from tourists as well, so you might be getting orders from as far away as Canada, New Zealand and China!

Now the shirt itself. After several Premium grade I thought I’d try a standard one again and it certainly doesn’t disappoint. Same comfy fit, maybe not quite as soft, but yet another top quality product from SS. Many thanks and I’ll be back. David x

D.S.
“Pure Scunnered“ Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Pure Scunnered“ Standard Fit T-Shirt
Braw & arrived fast

Braw & arrived fast.

Jamie Baxter
“Get Tae” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
“Get Tae” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel

This was a gift for my partner (who is a sarcastuc scot himself) he loved it, the size was great and the fabric was soft.

Judith Currey
Sarcastic Scots

Love it

Lou
“A Wee Ray Of Scottish Sunshine” Embroidered Sweatshirt
“A Wee Ray Of Scottish Sunshine” Embroidered Sweatshirt

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1641 reviews.

Sarcastic Scots brings you Scottish-themed T-Shirts packed with wit, banter, and proper crabbit energy.

From sarcastic slogans to iconic Scottish humour, these designs are made for those who appreciate a laugh - and a comfy T-Shirt.

Shop unique, Scottish-inspired T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies, printed to order and delivered worldwide. Proudly serving banter since 2025, because serious is overrated.

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1. Pick your design & size
2. It gets printed just for you
3. Shipped to your door after production

Easy peasy.

  • If your item comes damaged or wrong, (which is very rare) I’ll do my best to right it. No faff, just telling the truth like we Scots do. 💙
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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning Scottish humour, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

Everything’s made to order just for you, so printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and nae piles of unsold stock.

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