Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a wee bit of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.
I create new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙
💙 Christmas Notice: Everything here is made to order, and delivery is now very busy.
Orders placed after December 10th might* not arrive before Christmas, but you’re still more than welcome to shop for yourself or queue up a wee surprise for January. 🎄💌
(*Made to order items can take 10-14 days to be made and arrive at your door.)
I’d recommend starting with these Best Sellers below — loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻
Deck yersel out in sarcasm this Christmas!
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Sarcastic Scots 😉
Because sincerity’s overrated. Sharp wit, dry banter, and a smile that says...
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Crabbit Scots 😠
For those who wake up scunnered and stay that way. Whether you’re...
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Dog Loving Scots 🐶
Because “Can I Clap Yer Dug?” is a lifestyle. For the proud...
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Banter Scots 💬
Where the chat’s strong, and the tea’s even stronger. For the ones...
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Foodie Scots 🍟
Fuelled by chips, Irn-Bru, and bad decisions. A tribute to Scotland’s finest...
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Proud Scots 🏴
For folk who’ll never swap their Saltire for sunshine. From Highland pride...
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Famous Scots 🐉
For folk who're a fan of Nessie, Highland Coos and other famous...
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Almost Scots 🤝🏻
For folk who weren't necessarily born Scottish or for those who moved...
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Great product, great price, great service
Thank you
Good quality, all wrapped up for Christmas
Love it and the colour is perfect. The fit is great and it is just what I wanted. The logo 'gie it laldy' and I will very soon.
Get tae t shirt just arrived. Well pleased . Definitely wearing it tomorrow 🏴🥃🤣
Great quality
Fast delivery
This is the second t shirt I received and it did not disappoint. Highly recommended.
Good sizing, well made and snuggly and warm.
Lovely bright colour and excellent quality. Size is true to fit
Great design, colour and fit.
Great fun and superb quality.
FABULOUS ! Love both the shirts, great communication on the shipping. I highly recommend buying from Sarcastic Scot. Will definitely be buying more. Thanks have great Christmas and all the best for 2026.
Absolutely love it.
Great quality material and delivery was quick
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Scottish T-Shirts
Scottish T-Shirts: Bold, Banter & Pride Want a T-Shirt that spells “I’m...
Funny Scottish Beanies 🧢
Keep Yer Heid 🧢 From Baw Heid to Rocket Heid, I’ve stitched...